Intro
E D C#
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G|-----------------------------------| (x2)
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E|-0---0-0-0--0---0--0-0-0-----------|
verse 1
E D C#
Before being a man
E D C#
Living in a garbage pail
E D C#
My landlady calls me up
E D C#
She tried to hit me with a mop
E D C#
I can't stand it any more more
E D C#
I can't stand it any more more
E D C#
I can't stand it any more more
D A E
But if Shelley would just come back, it'd be all right
D A E D C#
Yeah, if Shelly would just come back, it would be all right
verse 2
E D C#
I live with thirteen dead cats
E D C#
A purple dog that wears spats
E D C#
They're living out in the hall
E D C#
And I can't stand it any more
E D C#
I can't stand it any more more
E D C#
I can't stand it any more more
E D C#
I can't stand it any more more
D A E
But if Shelley would just come back, it'd be all right
D A E D C#
Yeah, if Shelly would just come back, it would be all right
Solo
E D C#
it would be all right
E D C#
it would be all right
E D C#
it would be all right
E D C#
verse 3
E D C#
Before being a man
E D C#
Living in a garbage pail
E D C#
My landlady calls me up
E D C#
She tried to hit me with a mop
E D C#
I can't stand it any more more
E D C#
I can't stand it any more more
E D C#
I can't stand it any more more
D A E
But if Shelley would just come back, it'd be all right
D A E
Yeah, if Shelly would just come back, it would be all right
Outro
D A E
if Shelly would just come back
D C# E
it'd be all right
D C# E
it'd be all right
D C# E
it'd be all right
D C# E
it'd be all right