E A Hey daddy, I've got a problem B E B Last night I took my girlfriend for a ride E A And the way she touched my hand dad B E I got this funny feeling deep inside A So I leaned over and I kissed her B E B I put my arms around her and then E A Well she reached out and she slapped me B E She said, "You're just like all the other men" C#m G#m Son you're talking to the wrong man A E F#m C#m B If you wanna know what girls are all about E A You're talking to the wrong man B E Still ain't got your mama figured out Change to key of F F Bb By the way son, I've got a problem C F C I wonder could you talk with me a while F Bb You see lately your mama she ignores me C F Hardly ever gives me a little smile Bb So I was thinkin' maybe you could show me C F C The way you younger fellas comb your hair F Bb Think I need to change my style son C F Could you show me something really cool to wear? (Chorus: