Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar - Everything Is Better With A Butt Flap Chords
Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar - Everything Is Better With A Butt Flap by Misc Your Songs is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of C. It uses the chords C, F, Am and G. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Verse 1
C Am C Am F G C
A buttflap on a onesey is my idea of cool
C Am C Am F G C
Although some people would say it makes me look like a fool
C Am C Am F G C
I'll argue to the death that they totally rule
C Am C Am F G C
No need to pull down your pants when you gotta unload some stool
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Verse 2
C Am C Am F G C
Butt flaps they come in all sizes and shapes
C Am C Am F G C
When you pull it down it looks like your ass is wearing a cape
C Am C Am F G C
Leave it that way and you will surely see some people gape
C Am C Am F G C
But some people may see an advertsement for rape
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Verse 3
C Am C Am F G C
Butt flaps are perfect if you wanna fuck a girl
C Am C Am F G C
Just undo the ties and give her a whirl
C Am C Am F G C
Enjoying the sensation as the whole world around you twirls
C Am C Am F G C
A butt flap you see is even better than a string of pearls
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Verse 4
C Am C Am
I'll put butt flaps on everything
F G C
Think it'd be great to see one on a king
C Am C Am
Or on one of those great big orange pumpkin things
F G C
Just pictured a butt flap on a bird flapping it's wings
C Am C Am
Butt flaps make me wanna sing
F G C
And sound the bells ring a ding ding ting
C Am C Am
What about a butt flap attached by springs
F G C
See all the joy that butt flaps bring
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
And it really comes in handy when you crap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
And it really comes in handy when you crap