Merry Christmas From The Family chords

Montgomery Gentry

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Simplify chords 

  			G     =   320003                        Cadd9     =   x32030 
 
Em    =   022000                        C           =   x32010 
 
D     =   xx0232                        G/F#        =   200003 
 
G6    =   320000 
 
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G   Cadd9  (x4) 
INTRO 
 
 
G                 Cadd9 
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk, 
G              Cadd9 
At a christmas party 
G                Em                  C           D 
We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog. 
G                         Cadd9 
Little sister brought her new boyfriend, 
G        Cadd9 
He was a Mexican. 
G                      Em 
We didn't know what to think of him, 
        C               D              G   Cadd9  G  Cadd9 
'Til he sang Feliz Navi Da, Feliz Navi Da. 
 
 
G                       Cadd9 
Brother Ken brought his kids with him. 
G                  Cadd9 
The three from his first wife Lynn, 
G       G/F#  Em                      C                D  
And the two  identical twins from his second wife Mary-Nell. 
G                         Cadd9 
Of course, he brought his new wife Kaye, 
G                   Cadd9 
Who talks all about AA. 
G     G/F#              Em             C     D 
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays Noel, Noel. 
            G   Cadd9  G   Cadd9 
The First Noel. 
 
 
D 
Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on, 
C 
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone. 
D 
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store, 
C 
We need some ice and an extension cord. 
D 
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite, 
C 
A box of Pampers, some Marlboro Lights. 
G    G/F#        Em 
Hallelujah, everybody say cheese 
      C                  D   G   Cadd9  G  Cadd9 
Merry Christmas from the family. 
 
 
G                        Cadd9 
Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen, 
G                        Cadd9 
I can't remember how I'm kin to them. 
G             G/F#                Em 
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in, 
     C                  D 
They blew our christmas lights. 
G                      Cadd9 
Cousin David knew just what went wrong, 
G                       Cadd9  
So we all waited out on our front lawn. 
G            G/F#            Em 
He threw the breaker and the lights came on, 
       C           D             G     Cadd9 
And we sang Silent Night, Silent Night. 
           G    Cadd9 
Oh, Holy Night. 
 
 
D 
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on, 
C 
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one. 
D 
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go, 
C 
We need some celery and a can of fake snow. 
D 
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite, 
C 
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights 
G    G/F#        Em 
Hallelujah, everybody say cheese. 
      C                  D   G  Cadd9  G  Cadd9 
Merry Christmas from the family 
 
           G6 
Feliz Navi Da.