The Birmingham Ho Chords
by Morten Abel
The Birmingham Ho by Morten Abel is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of Em. It uses the chords Em, D, C, G, Am and Bm. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
OK...Taxi!
Em D
I met this girl in a Birmingham taxi
I got it first, but she slipped in before me
C D
Just as I was telling her, hey this is mine 'ho
She already told the cab driver where to go
G Em
Me I always show respect for the ladies
C
I sat back and let her have it her way
D
So good lord sees me through darkness and light
I tell you what I remembered from that night
Em D
I'm hungry, do you fancy a little something to eat?
I can't go on forever on Cognac and weed
C D
But she was already on the way down in the seat
I tried to stop her, or maybe I didn't
G
So there I was in a strange situation
Em C
The chauffeur said I can drop you off at the station
D
I said no man, no don't
I tell you when to stop keep your eyes on the road
Em D C
You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
Am G Bm C
No, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
D
You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
Em D
Two hours later, she was still at it
The driver had to refill gasoline and shit
C
Baby baby, introduce yourself
D
What's your name, girl?
G
My name is Fred
Fred?
Fred, yeah
Em C
Fred, a'what a'what did you say?
D
Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay
Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay
Em D C
You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
Am G Bm C
No, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
D
You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
G D
So whatever kind of trouble you might get yourself into
C D
Just think of me that night and what I went through
G D
I thought it was Helen or Marie or whatever, giving me head
C D
Until I realised it was this dude called Fred ... Hello
G
And that was a Birmingham Ho
D
Hey, ho hey, ho hey
G
And that was a Birmingham Ho
D
Hey, ho hey, ho hey, ho hey
Take it away now..
Em (Her kan du strengt tatt holde (Em) hele veien frem til refrenget,
men vers grepene funker også greit)
Hold on a minute, that's bullshit
You told me it was a microphone
And you wanted me to sing in it
I have a lot of friends and I do lots of things for them
I don't think it's me, I think it's you that have a problem
So zip up and try to be a gentleman
I have feelings too and I don't need you to hurt them
So zip up and try to be a gentleman
So zip up and try to be a gentleman
Em D C
You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
Am G Bm C
No, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
D
You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
Em D C
You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
Am G Bm C
No, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
D
You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
G
And that was a Birmingham Ho
D
Hey, ho hey, ho hey
G
And that was a Birmingham Ho
D
Hey, ho hey, ho hey, ho hey