Bm
I woke up late today
E
Actually i do that everyday
Am
Got no place to be seen
I'm not part of a scene
G
I'm a genius loser
Bm
Keeping counsel with my own opinion
E
President of the state that i'm in
Am
Should i just stay in bed?
Should i live in my head?
G
Oh god so many questions to ask
Oh you could call me lazy
I think of it as taking my time
'cos i don't want to do what i don't want to do
I'm the queen refusenik
Bm E
But - oh my god - if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine
C G
But i'm a real late starter
D A
So i'm making up for lost time
Bm E
Oh my god - if i was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now
C G D A
But i'm so polite - i do it all of the time
C G
I missed my calling in life
Bm
Oh well.
Day by day i wonder
If i will be torn asunder
By these things that i know that nobody else knows
Or maybe it's the drinking
I guess we should consult a bible
Everybody needs a sign - or
Bless the birds and the bees
The flowers and trees
And blessed be the slacker
Refrão
But - oh my god - if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine
But i'm a real late starter
So i'm making up for lost time
Oh my god - if i was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now
But i'm so polite - i do this all of the time
I missed my calling in life
E G
And you must be having a laugh
E G
Oh god - you're having a laugh
D Am G
No point in worrying if my day´ a disaster
D Am G
Inside my little head i'm happy ever after
F#
Yes i am
Refrão
Oh my god - if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine
But i'm a real late starter
So i'm making up for lost time
Oh my god - if i was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now
But i'm so polite
I missed my calling in life
Refrão
Oh my god - if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine
But i'm a real late starter
So i'm making up for lost time
Oh my god - if i was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now
But i'm so polite - i do this all of the time
I missed my calling in life
Oooh - what of my life?
Yeah well.