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--Intro--
E, B, Badd9, C#m, A, Add9
--Song--
E
Since I moved into your place,
B
one year ago today,
C#m
our relationship has deepened,
A
in a spiritual way.
E
As time swept gently forward,
B
And winter turned to spring,
C#m
I know you so much better,
A
because I fucked all your things.
E
I put my package in your mailbox,
B
made love to all your chairs,
C#m
dropped a load inside your washer,
A
Went down on all your stairs
E
I took your cabinets from the front end,
B
your sofa from behind,
C#m
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes,
A
and then we sixty-nined!
E
Thanks in advance
B C#m
for not judging me, or
A
this aspect of my soul.
E B
When I dick-smash all
C#m
of your belongings,
A E
is when I'm finally whole.
(Intro)
E
I boned your
A
couches and your telephone, and all your scented candles
E
and your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle.
C#m
I had sex with your whole kitchen, with no boundaries and no limits,
B
and your lamp was looking so good, that you know I had to hit it.
A
Your wallet and your toothbrush, and your jacket and your red hat.
E
Are you mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that.
C#m
Your carpet and your furniture, your windows and the curtains,
B
and I licked your stamp collection.
(N.C)
I dicked your floor for certain!
E B
I'm glad I got this
C#m
off my chest.
A
My soul has taken flight.
E B
Don't slam the door on your way out
C#m
darling,
A E
Because I'm slamming it tonight.