Intro: A A A A
verse 1
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We got the 7 inch single the long-playing album
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The 12" disco mix
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Just put it on the jukebox grab yourself a lager
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See what the needle predicts
We had the country and western a dodgy little section
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With Jerry Lee Lewis and gang
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From a jack to a king to secure prison wing
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But still the whole tavern they sang
Pre-Chorus
N.C. D A
Dolly Parton was queen Billy Joel the boss
E
We were uptown downtown little bit of Motown
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With Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross
N.C. D A
All the punters would sing and you'd be joinin' in too
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Red red wine everybody hurts and don't it make your brown eyes blue
N.C. A E
So barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees
D Bm A E
Plug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's
N.C. A E
Well we're begging you please for the Peter and Lees
D Bm A E
Stick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese
Instrumental
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verse 2
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Then there were the tightwads going to the jukebox
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Put in solitary 5p
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Worked out that Pink Floyd anything by Meatloaf
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Was longer than your 10cc
Arguing the B side's better than the A side
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Denying what you actually put on
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Pretending that you hate it you don't even rate it
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But catch yourself singin' along
Pre-Chorus
N.C. D A
Neil Diamond was king Elton John number 1
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It was a working class hymn but the
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One congregation the Church really wished to be gone
N.C. D A
We sang give peace a chance with Yoko Ono and John
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Saturday night's alright for fighting
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And where have all the boot boys gone
N.C. A E
So barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees
D Bm A E
Plug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's
N.C. A E
Well we're begging you please for the Peter and Lees
D Bm A E
Stick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese
Instrumental
A A A A
D D A E
E A
N.C. A E
So barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees
D Bm A E
Plug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's
N.C. A E
Well we're begging you please for the Peter and Lees
D Bm A E
Stick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese