The Streak chords

Ray Stevens

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  			SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone, This is your Action News reporter with all the news that 
Is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have 
Been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? 
 
SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters and here he comes- 
Runnin' through the pole beans, through the fruits ''n' vegetables, nekked as a 
Jaybird. 'n' I hollered over t'Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" 'n' it's too late- 
She'd already been INcensed. 
 
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(Here he comes) Looka dat, looka dat 
F 
(There he goes) Looka dat, looka dat 
C 
(And he ain't wearin' no clothes) 
                            F      
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak "zipppp" kazoo sound(Looka dat, looka dat) 
                     C 
Fastest thing on two feet (Looka dat, looka dat) 
                             G  
He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy 
                     C 
He?s gonna give us a peek 
                          F  
Oh, yes they call him The Streak  "zipppp" kazoo sound  (Looka dat, looka dat) 
                              C 
He likes to show off his physique (Looka dat, looka dat) 
                             G  
If there's an audience to be found 
                                                C 
He'll be streakin' A-round invitin' public critique  "zipppp" kazoo sound  
 
C 
SPOKEN: This is your Action News reporter once again and we're here at the gas 
Station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? 
 
 
SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin' my tawres checked 'n' he just 
Appeared outta the back. Come streakin' around the grease rack there-didn't have 
Nuthin on but a smile!! I looked at her and Ethel was gettin' 'er a cold drink. I 
Hollered "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" But it's too late-she'd already been MOONED!! 
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers!! 
 
G 
(He ain't crude) (Looka dat, looka dat) 
F 
(He ain't rude) (Looka dat, looka dat) 
C 
(He's just in the mood to run in the nude) 
                            F 
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak "zipppp" kazoo sound  (Looka dat, looka dat) 
                       C 
He likes to turn other cheek (Looka dat, looka dat) 
                       G  
He's always makin' the news wearin' just his tennis shoes 
                            C 
Guess you could call him unique "zipppp" kazoo sound  
 
 
SPOKEN: Once again, your Action News reporter in the booth at the gym covering 
The disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see what 
Happened? 
 
SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. Halftime, I's just goin' down there to get Ethel a snow cone. 
Here he come, right outta the cheap seats, dribblin'. Right down the middle of the 
Floor. Didn't have on nothin' but his Keds! Made a hook shot and got out through 
The concession stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"..Too 
Late. She'd already gotten a free shot. Grandstand. Right there in front of the 
Home team. 
 
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak "zipppp" kazoo sound 
 
CLOSING: Not totally decipherable because 3 things are going on at once. Ray is 
Singing a verse and the backup singers are doing (Looka dat, looka dat) while Ray, 
On an overlaid track is speaking "Ethel! Is that you 
Ethel?  He's just as proud as he can be  What do you think 
You're doin?  He gonna give us a peek  You get your clothes on !!" 
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak "zipppp" kazoo sound  
"Ethel, where you goin'?  He likes to show off his physique  Ethel, you 
Shameless hussy!!" invitin' public critique  Say it isn't SO, Ethel!!