E 
 Well, legal age life at variety store, dealing in dope by the exit door 
 A                                        E 
 Waiting to work like a worm at the core, standing so long in the snow I'm sore 
 B                                         E      A        E 
 I am the king,  I am therefore,  what  kind of a fool am  I? 
  
 E 
Well, legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar 
 A                                   E 
 Disco sucks and so does war,   the  meek shall inherit the earth no more 
 B                                     E          A        E 
 I am the king, I am therefore,  what  kind of a  fool am  I? 
                                 A                 E 
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