Intro:
Am Em Dm Dm
Anything
Am
I'm not afraid of the dark
Em
I'm afraid of what's in the dark
That I cannot see
Dm
Because it's so dang dark, so dang dark,
so dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark
Verse:
Am F
There might be a ghost in the dark
That's pretty unlikely
G
But there definitely could be a slippery spot
Em Dm
And that's arguably even more frightening
Verse:
Am F
There might be a sudden level change
G
Like an unexpected step down
Your foot is still up in the air
Em Dm
When your brain thought it'd be on the ground by now
Verse:
Am
There might be some fungus
F
'Cause they like it where it's dark and moist
G
Wait, are we talking about mushrooms?
Em Dm
Athlete's foot, but you make a good point
Verse:
Am
'Cause some mushrooms are deadly
F
And in the dark I might be fooled
G
But it's not like you have to eat it
Em Dm
But you know how much I love mushrooms
Am
I'm not afraid of the dark
Em
I'm afraid of what's in the dark
That I cannot see
Dm
Because it's so dang dark, so dang dark,
so dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark
Verse:
Am F
There could be two fractions in the dark
G
And they need to be added together
But I don't remember how to add fractions
Em Dm
And I don't have a calculator
Verse:
Am F
There might be a jury summons
G
And it says you gotta go in on your birthday
But I have to look at murder photos
Em Dm
While I'm trying to enjoy my ice cream cake
Verse:
Am F
There could be a brand new home
Congratulations
G
But they started fracking at the edge of my neighborhood
Em Dm
And now my home is depreciating
Verse:
Am F
What if there's a blank canvas
G
Where do I even start?
And is it even worth the risk?
Em Dm
Who am I? Should I go back to law school?
Am
I'm not afraid of the dark
Em
I'm afraid of what's in the dark
That I cannot see
Dm
Because it's so dang dark, so dang dark,
so dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark
OUTRO:
(Spoken)
Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
But there's Boba on the other side.
We got to ride the tuck.
Ride the tuck for the Boba