Gm
Patty don't tell me one thing and change your mind
Cm Gm
We might be in bed together but the deal's not signed
Cm Gm
They say you collect shrunken heads, would you like to have mine?
A# Eb/G
Patty don't you put me down
A# Eb/G
Patty don't you put me down
A D
Patty don't you put me down
Gm C
Don't colour me cruel
Gm C
Don't colour me cruel
Gm
You're so used to skimming the ace and palming the jack
Cm Gm
The right hand giving and the left hand taking it back
Cm Gm
At society functions they probably give you more slack
A# Eb/G
Patty don't you put me down
A# Eb/G
Patty don't you put me down
A D
Patty don't you put me down
Gm C
Don't colour me cruel
Gm C
Don't colour me cruel
F/C
You can stamp all you want, but this ain't television
E/B
I can't fix it all with a small incision
Eb/Bb
It's a meltdown you're having, not nuclear fission
D/A
There's no room service at the seaman's mission
Gm
In your ten watt world it's beyond any pleasure you know
Cm Gm
To stick your fingers in the socket, and give yourself a glow
Cm Gm
Keep that up and they might make you part of the show
A# Eb/G
Patty don't you put me down
A# Eb/G
Patty don't you put me down
A D
Patty don't you put me down
A# Eb/G
Patty don't you put me down
A# Eb/G
Patty don't you put me down
A D
Patty don't you put me down
Gm C
Don't colour me cruel
Gm C
Don't colour me cruel