This is a fun song, but I couldn't find tabs on the Net.
So I tabbed them myself.
Hope you enjoy it.
-Rokitman-
I’d like to E shoot you in the ass with a B7 BB gun
Lay there in the tall grass and E laugh at what I done
Put a blood blister u{A}pon each bun
I’d like to B7 shoot you in the ass with a E BB gun
I’d love to E rub your toothbrush on a B7 sick monkeys butt
Give your home phone number to some E perverted nut
Tell everybody whatcha really weight and A just for fun
I’d like to B7 shoot you in the ass with a E BB gun
I’d like to E shoot you in the ass with a B7 BB gun
Lay there in the tall grass and E wait for the cops to come
Put a blood blister u{A}pon each bun
I’d like to B7 shoot you in the ass with a E BB gun
I’d love to E kick your poodle, I’d B7 love to sling your cat
Bust your Yanni CD’s with a E baseball bat
Send your fat-mouthed momma sailing like the flying A nun
I’d like to B7 shoot you in the ass with a E BB gun
I’d like to E shoot you in the ass with a B7 BB gun
Lay there in the tall grass and E wait for the cops to come
Put a blood blister u{A}pon each bun
I’d like to B7 pot Sally Fields right square in the ass
With a Red Rider BB E gun.