This has always been one of my favorite "novelty" songs by Roger Alan Wade. I
never quite understood all of the lyrics until I really dug in and did some heavy
thinkin' and searchin'. I'll have a tiny vocabulary section at the end of the
song just in case anyone was as confuddled as I was.
Intro: E (Strum once)
A
She's a psycho bitch from Hell
E
Suckin' on a Pall Mall
B7
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash
E
Walks like a duck
A
She's hairy as the missin' link
E
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink
B7 E
The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you suck"
verse 1:
A E
Oh the best mood she ever been in was a bad mood
B7 E
It just tends to go from bad to worse
A E
And all she ever gave a damn about was a shot of Early Times and a Quaalude
B7 E
But a good ass-whippin' is what her big ass deserves
A
She's a psycho bitch from Hell
E
Suckin' on a Pall Mall
B7
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash
E
Walks like a duck
A
She's hairy as the missin' link
E
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink
B7 E
The nicest thing she ever said to my momma was "your son sucks"
verse 2:
A E
Well her ole momma's still in jail, cause her daddy drank up the bail
B7 E
And her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is funny
A E
And her little twin sister used to be a whore, but that little pig ain't no whore no more
B7 E
Cause nobody's desperate enough to give the little skank no money
Chorus 3:
A
She's a psycho bitch from Hell
E
Suckin' on a Pall Mall
B7
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash
E
Walks like a duck
A
She's hairy as the missin' link
E
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink
B7 (Strum once) E
The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you better come bail me out or I'll kill your family"
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Early Times is a brand of whiskey
A quaalude is a sedative pill
In the line "Suckin' on a Pall Mall" (Pall Mall is a brand of cigarette), Roger
pronounces it like "Pell Mell" to rhyme with the first line better.
And in the line "Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink" (12D is a men's shoe size and
"Pick n' Pay" is a the name of a store chain).