G Bm
She's a real Type A
C D
And she's over-insured
G Bm
Her favorite castaway
C D
Is Thurston Howell, the third
G Bm C D
She doesn't like big government so it's no surprise
G Bm C D
I can be her lover long as I downsize
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My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
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My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Every Friday we go liberal bashin'
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She's got the Supreme Court (Supreme Court)
C D
Tattooed on her rump ('Tude on her rump)
G Bm
Beside an autographed port (Autographed portrait)
C D
Of Donald Trump, (Donald Duck)
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And from the day I checked her out from front to back
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I knew her private sector could take up the slack
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My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Every weekend we go wilderness trashin'
(spoken)
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Oh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast.
You're having the spotted owl omelet...
Whites only.
Come on, baby,
Raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire...
(sung)
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She only deals in quality narcotics and guns
G Bm C D
Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans
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My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Her white collar and her red neck are clashin'
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My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Think she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin'
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My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin'