My Conservative Girlfriend Chords
My Conservative Girlfriend by Roy Zimmerman is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of G. It uses the chords G, Bm, C and D. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
G Bm
She's a real Type A
C D
And she's over-insured
G Bm
Her favorite castaway
C D
Is Thurston Howell, the third
G Bm C D
She doesn't like big government so it's no surprise
G Bm C D
I can be her lover long as I downsize
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Every Friday we go liberal bashin'
G Bm
She's got the Supreme Court (Supreme Court)
C D
Tattooed on her rump ('Tude on her rump)
G Bm
Beside an autographed port (Autographed portrait)
C D
Of Donald Trump, (Donald Duck)
G Bm C D
And from the day I checked her out from front to back
G Bm C D
I knew her private sector could take up the slack
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Every weekend we go wilderness trashin'
(spoken)
G Bm C D
Oh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast.
You're having the spotted owl omelet...
Whites only.
Come on, baby,
Raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire...
(sung)
G Bm C D
She only deals in quality narcotics and guns
G Bm C D
Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Her white collar and her red neck are clashin'
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Think she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin'
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin'