Intro
N.C.
(Spoken) I did not hit her, it's not true!
A Dm A
I did not hit her, oh hi Mark
F#m C# D
Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart
A Dm A
You know what they say, love is blind
F#m C# D
Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine
Bridge
A Dm A
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind)
F#m C# D
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (Everything is fine)
A Dm A
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind)
F#m D E D A
Cheeep cheep cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep.
Verse
F#mmaj7 F#m
You're tearing me apart
D
Oh hi Mark
E A F#m
Hey everybody! Thank you, this is a beautiful party
D
You invited all of my friends
E A
Hey, everybody! Let's eat cake
F#m
I have an announcement to make
D
I'm fed up with this world!
D
You're just a chicken
Middle 8
F#m
How can you do this?
F#mmaj7
You make me sick
F#m7 B
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket
D
You're going to destroy Johnny
He's very sensitive
Dm
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket
G
Son of a bitch
A Dm A
I did not hit her, oh hi Mark
F#m C# D
Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart
A Dm A
You know what they say, love is blind
F#m C# D
Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine
Bridge
A Dm A
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind)
F#m C# D
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (Everything is fine)
A Dm A
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind)
F#m D E D A
Cheeep cheep cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep.
F#mmaj7
You're tearing me apart
F#m
Hi doggy
D
What a story, Mark
A
Anyway, how is your sex life?
F#mmaj7 F#m
You're tearing me apart
Oh hi Mark
D
Underwear, that's life
Verse
E
Oh hey, Denny
Oh hi, Mike
A
Oh hey, Peter
Oh hey, guys
F#m D
Everybody, I'm so happy I have you as my friends
E
Oh hi, babe
Oh hi, Johnny
A
Oh hi, Claudette
Hi, doggy
F#m D
Everybody, I love you as a human being, to the end
Middle 8
F#m
Where's my money, Denny
F#mmaj7
What'd you do with my money
F#m7 B
Stop ganging up on me
For God's sake
D
Why? Why? (Denny)
Why? Why? (Denny)
Dm
Why? (Denny) (Denny) (Denny) (Denny)
G
Let's go home
A Dm A
I did not hit her, oh hi Mark
F#m C# D
Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart
A Dm A
You know what they say, love is blind
F#m C# D
Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine
Bridge
A Dm A
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind)
F#m C# D
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (Everything is fine)
A Dm A
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind)
F#m D E D A
Cheeep cheep cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep.
Coda
F#mmaj7
You're tearing me apart
F#m
Hi, doggy
D
Oh hi, Mark
A
Yeah, you can say that again
F#mmaj7
You're tearing me apart
F#m
Hey everybody
You're the expert, Mark
D A
What kind of drugs do you take?
(Denny) Why?
F#mmaj7
You're tearing me apart
F#m
Calm down
D
What a story, Mark
Yeah, you can say that again
A
Me underwears, (haha)
F#mmaj7
You're tearing me apart
F#m
Anything for my princess
D
Oh hi, Mark
A
You're tearing me apart...
Outro
N.C.
(Spoken) People are very strange these days...?