Intro
C C F G
C C F G
C C F G
verse 1
C F C
Twenty years and going strong.
C F C
He's never kissed a girl besides his mom.
F
He's got a throw pillow from his favourite show.
G
He wears a f***ing fedora everywhere he goes.
C F C
I don't think this guy is on this world.
C F C
He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl
F
So now he'll complain about how he thought it should be.
G C
Why does this always happen to me?
C
To me?
C
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
C
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
G
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
F G
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.
C
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
C
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
G
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
F G
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.
verse 2
C
Girls just suck, they're out of touch.
C
I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much.
F
So she's a b**** cause she doesn't like you back.
F G
She's omega, you're the alpha of your own wolf pack.
C
But come tonight he's gonna' think of you and
C
he's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand.
F
Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep.
F G C
That's the girl that was meant to be with me.
C
With me.
C
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
C
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
G
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
F G
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.
C
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
C
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
G
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
F G
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.
(Now would be a good time to play that riff that i showed you at the top a bunch. it sounds great right here
if you dont wanna play that riff, it is just a steady C chord for 8 measures)
Bridge
C
What's the matter?
C
Never had her.
F
Find another.
G
Hide your daughters.
C
Suck up your pride.
C
Go with the ride.
F
Sometimes you lose.
G
She doesn't want you.
C
What's the matter?
Move on
C
Never had her.
Let go
F
You'll be alright.
She's gone
N.C.
Better luck next time.
C
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
C
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
G
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
F G
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.
C
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
C
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
G
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
F G
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.
C
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
C
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
G
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
F G
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.
C
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
C
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
G
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
F G
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.
C F C
Wait. Don't go, hold on. I know we were meant to be
What's the matter? Never had her.
C G C
One chance. Please stay. I guess you're happy without me.
You'll be alright.