Verse 1:
G
I woke up on the wrong side of the floor
G
My clothes still smell like the night before
Em
Where Am I?
D C G
Why am I talking to myself? (Self)
G
Im like a fat kid running through a candy store
G
Im like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
Em D
Why Cant I Just Get Control Over
C G
Myself? (Self)
G
Im not trying to be a saint.
D
I dont wanna be president someday.
Em
Im just trying to make my way.
C
(Yeah)
G
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah
D C
I cant do nothing right
G
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah
D C
It aint no ones fault but mine
G
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah
D C
I cant do nothing right
G
Im sorry Im a fuck up (Yeah)
D C
So if you fuck up all the time
Lets all sing.
G Em D
Oops my bad I never said Id ever
C
get it right.
Da Da Da Da Da Da
Second Verse:
G
My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
Em
And that being with me is what turned her gay
D
Whats with me; why does this
C
happen all the time?
G
(Time)
G
Im like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
Em
Im like a strange guy switching lanes in front of the cops
Em D
Why cant I just get control over
C G
myself? (self)
G
Im not trying to be a saint.
D
I dont wanna be president someday.
Em
Im just trying to make my way.
C
(Yeah)
G
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah
D C
I cant do nothing right
G
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah
D C
It aint no ones fault but mine
G
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah
D C
I cant do nothing right
G
Im sorry Im a fuck up (Yeah)
D C
So if you fuck up all the time
Lets all sing.
G Em D
Oops my bad I never said Id ever
C
get it right.
Da Da Da Da Da Da
Verse 3:
Em
Im just a bad luck charm.
D
To blame when things go wrong.
F
Been cursed since I was born
C
Maybe one day Ill change
G D
For now all I can say
(Yeah)
G
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah
D C
I cant do nothing right
G
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah
D C
It aint no ones fault but mine
G
Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah
D C
I cant do nothing right
G
Im sorry Im a fuck up (Yeah)
D C
So if you fuck up all the time
Lets all sing.
G Em D
Oops my bad I never said Id ever
C
get it right.
G Em D
Oops my bad I never said Id ever
C
get it right.
G Em D
Oops my bad I never said Id ever
C
get it right.
D G
Da Da Da Da Da Da
Ah, Fuck it.