Short People By Newman From Seinfeld Chords
Short People By Newman From Seinfeld by Sledding With Tigers is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of A. It uses the chords A, A7, D, E and B. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
Intro: A, A7, D, E, A (x2)
verse 1
A
What should we do
A7
Oh, What should we do
D E A
These tiny aliens want to turn us into space slaves
A
We only have one chance
A7
Yeah, we only have one shot
D E A
To beat them in a competition of our choice
B D A
We should challenge them in a game of Basketball
B D A
I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all
B D A
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball
B D A
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule
verse 2
A
This plan is foolproof
A7
Oh, it’s a foolproof plan
D E A
I guess we’re assuming that these aliens don’t have undisclosed powers (Or something)
A
Cause that would suck, man
A7
Oh, that would really bust my gourd
D E A
If they could do something crazy like harness NBA player’s skills
B D A
We should challenge them in a game of Basketball
B D A
I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all
B D A
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball
B D A
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule (2x)