Impractical Joke chords



Capo: 2st fret

!!! INTRO:C C Dadd4 Em Keep it tight against your chest C This is my time Dadd4 Em I d like to see the table turned C Trade your placemat with mine Dadd4 Em See if you can still make a ball C Dadd4 C Or maybe eat the apple whole Dadd4 Em And the furthest I could reach C Was as close as I had come Dadd4 Em I m in over my knees C And still the only one Dadd4 Em Who has to get get a grip on himself C Dadd4 C I could use some outside help INSTRUMENTAL: G C C G X2 D It s already stale C G It s just getting older and my sights C We re sinking so quick G C That the best I could do was jump ship C Dadd4 Em Waiting with bad bated breath C For the winds to change Dadd4 Em It s just a well worn-out suggestion C To occupy the day Dadd4 Em I wished that I knew when I threw it away C Dadd4 C That I could deal with feeling this strange G C C G But it sounds so similar C C G To something that I ve done before C C G So I give myself a slap on the wrist C C D And you jam my hand in the door It raises a smile from you C But it s only worth a by-line mention Em G A simple footnote from an impractical joke C G Couldn t seem to hold your attention