F Dm
Want food, but got no money?
Eb G
I'm screwed, or so it would seem
Am Dm G
That's why I came up with this brilliant scheme
C
Just steal everything!
(spoken)
F
Alright, monkey, let's feast!
MONKEY, spoken
Yeah, yeah!
ALADDIN, spoken
Bb Am7
Ugh. Raisins. I hate raisins.
D7
Hey, little orphan kids, you guys hungry?
G7
Want some bread?
ORPHAN KID, spoken
We do, sir.
ALADDIN, spoken
Fetch, you fucks!
(Sung)
F7 Dm7
For real, I'm not that picky
Bb7 B7
I'll steal whatever's in sight
A7 D7 G7
Don't judge, 'cause you don't understand my plight
ORPHAN KID, spoken
Hey, my crutch!
ALADDIN, sung
It's mine now, loser
C
I steal everything
CITIZEN, spoken
F7 F
Bread! Bread for sale! Reasonably priced for these hard times!
ALADDIN, spoken
Ah, hey there, friendo!
CITIZEN, spoken
Dm Eb
Not you again! Please, you—you just stole a
B7
loaf of bread from me this morning!
ALADDIN, spoken
Am
Yeah, and you gotta stop putting raisins in it, man.
Dm
I hate raisins.
Gm
I was talkin' to Monkey about it, and he thinks
C N.C.
we should just kill you!
N.C.
But I was like, no, Monkey, that's crazy!
N.C.
But now I'm kinda thinking... yeah.
N.C. F
...No more fucking raisins.
(Sung)
F7 Eb7
Did you know in this barbaric country
Bb7 Db7
They only give you money if you work?
G7 C7
Thanks, but no thanks, the man
D7
I'll keep stealing all I can,
Bb7 C7
Instead of being a fascist yuppie jerk
CITIZENS
F
Hippie!
Eb
Fucker!
A
Slacker!
ALADDIN
D
Sucker!
Gm7 C7
Who would seek employment
D7 Gm
When life offers such enjoyment?
Eb Db
Anything I get, I can get for free
C G
Besides, the economy's shit
F
So I make haste when making exits
Bb B7
Get chased by a murderous mob
A7 Dm G7
Hey man, still beats getting a job
(spoken)
C7
Am I right?
OLDER WOMAN, spoken
F7 Bb
Getting in trouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin?
ALADDIN, spoken
Bb7 F7
You're only in trouble if you get caught.
WOMAN, spoken
F7
Aladdin?
ALADDIN, spoken
N.C.
I'm in trouble
WOMAN, spoken
F7
After that night we spent together, my
Dm7
belly grows big with child.
Eb7
My father says that you must marry me
B7
now, or I'll bring dishonor to my entire family.
ALADDIN, spoken
F
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Dm
I can't give up on my dreams and settle down
just because your dad's being a dick.
Gm G7
Besides, if I do marry, I want it to be for love.
WOMAN, spoken
Oh, Aladdin... I understand.
ALADDIN, spoken
You're such a special girl, Jezebel.
WOMAN, spoken
Who's Jezebel?!
ALADDIN, spoken
C
Uh oh - Busted!
WOMAN, sung
F
Asshole!
ALADDIN
Eb
Oh, wow.
WOMAN'S FATHER
A
Douchebag!
ALADDIN
D
Hey now!
Gm C
Just one question, why, man?
WOMAN'S FATHER
D Gm
'Cause you stole my daughter's hymen!
ALADDIN
N.C.
That's completely fair, but in my defense,
C
Dude, your daughter's hot.
F
I feel that it's my duty
Eb B
to steal, 'cause stealing's an art
Am
I'll steal clothing and shelter, whatever I lack
Bb
Candy from babies, the shirt off your back!
G
Credit, identities, thunder, and scenes
C
Intellectual property, whatever that means.
A D
And if you'll look closer,
G
This poor little orphan
C F
will steal your heart!