C G
If I had a hammer
C D
I'd build a house for two
C G
And if I had a sailing ship
C D
I'd take a trip with you
C G
And if I had the poet's hand
C D
I'd write a verse for thee
C G
And if I had the painter's touch
C D
On canvas you would be
C G
But I don't have a hammer
C G
And I don't have a ship
C G
So I can't build a house
C D
And we can't take a trip
C G
I'll never be a poet
C G
Nor have the painter's grace
C G
So I'll never write a sonnet
C D
Nor immortalize your face
And also I have herpes...
you can replace herpes with any STD (aids, mono, etc) if you can't say herpes at a gig