Intro: Am
Verse
Am E
Buy low, sell high
F G Am
A centipede between the eyes
F G C Am
Looking hungry at the flock
F G Am
Spill the blood, improve the stock
Pre-Chorus
C Am
White trash riverboat Tom Sawyer
F
He tried to sue my voodoo lawyer
G
I held him up bringin' home his bacon
C
and I cooked it lean in the kitchen with Satan
C Am
And him and me with our brackish frowns
F
Dressin' down, sleaze broker town
G
We moved 'em out, we took 'em down
C Am
We're dressin' down with a cell phone
F
Answerin' calls, this cookin' pays
G C
Gimme a call, 1-800-FUCKIN-A
C Am
I'll put you in a cardboard box
F
Slip you out into the rocks
G
Sit back and watch your momma pray
C
'Cause fuckiin' maggot you're in the way
Ending
Am F G
Buy low, sell high.....