Intro: -------------------| -------------------| -------------------| ------------0------| 0---2---4----------| -------------------| Verse: D G I like smoking non-addictive marijuana D A I like a big old bump of that soothing speed. D G But what I really like is a big spoonful of heroin D A D Cause heroin always gives me what I need (repeat Verse chords) I like a big shot of whiskey in the morning And a big old shot of cocaine in the afternoon I'll shoot whatever you got, but man you best got a lot Cause I can see right now that yours will be gone real soon Chorus: