verse 1
D A
Does anybody know how long to World War Three?
A7 D
I wanna know, I've gotta book me holidee.
A
They want me in the army, but I just can't go,
A7 D
I'm far too busy listening to the radio.
D A
The whole things daft, I don't know why
A7 D
You have to laugh or else you cry
A
You have to live or else you die
A7 D
You have to laugh of else you cry
verse 2
D A
My friends say that we're heading for a grotty time,
A7 D
It's just a load of slapstick in a pantomime,
D A
We're heading for disaster, but I just don't care,
A7 D
Shut your eyes and count to ten, you won't be there.
D A
The whole things daft, I don't know why
A7 D
You have to laugh or else you cry
A
You have to live or else you die
A7 D
You have to laugh of else you cry