Transcribed by Rob
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(lr) = (let ring)
Robbie: On this particular week, Madonna said she wanted to do Shakespeare.
Wil and Adam wanted to hear the word "forsooth" in a song ten times.
As for Tripod, they just do it for the music, man.
Scod: One, two, three, four-sooth!
A# Gm D# A# F
Yon: That's one!
A# Gm D# A# F A# Gm
Gatesy: Do you believe in love? Well, Willie Shakespeare had something to say about it.
D# A#(stop)
And it goes something like this:
A# Gm
Tripod: I worked hard to be a star,
A# Gm
Who do these young folks think they are?
A# D# C#
If Nicole Kidman can sing,
F# A#
I can do Shakespeare.
A# Gm D# A# F
Yon: I can see myself standing on a battlement,
A# Gm
Wearing a...
D# A# F
Tripod: ... conical bra.
A# Gm D# A# F
Yon: Eight muscle men surround me as I descend the stairs,
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And play Henry I Vee.
D#(lr) F(lr)
Scod: And when I read the morning news,
D#(lr)
Y & G: And when I read the morning news,
F(lr)
Scod: My show will open to... reviews.
A# Gm
Tripod: I worked hard to be a star,
A# Gm
Who do these young folks think they are?
A# D# C#
If Nicole Kidman can sing,
F# A#
I can do Shakespeare.
A# m D# A# F
Gatesy: Then I'll break new ground - the first white female,
A#
To play...
Gm D# A# F
Tripod: ... the role of Othello.
A# Gm D# A# F
Gatesy: I could add a plot point involving an antique shotgun,
A# Gm D# A# F
And a diamond heist.
D#(lr) F