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Intro
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verse 1
Sometimes in the morning I pretend that I been yawning 'cause I'm
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Tired & I can't help it were ya hurting 'cause I felt it there's a
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Chip ere on my shoulder must be worth at least a boulder try to
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Wash my face to change it but the mirror wont re-arrange it coz im'
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Chorus
Laggard and I'm lazy and if lovin' you ain't crazy i
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Am there's a
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verse 2
Sign out on the window says they're closing down for the snow for the
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Bridges have all caved in & the windows they're all shaking & the
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Gutters are overflowing & the streetlights are slowly going & the
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Candles are all dying and the fires are getting frightened and it's
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Chorus
Increasingly hazy and if lovin' you ain't crazy I...
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Am On the
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verse 3
Southside of the river there's a box I must deliver to a
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Family of ancients & I've really stretched their patience 'cause I
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Wanted to be early for the grandmother was surly but the
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Phone lines deceived me into thinking they'd believe me though it'd
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Chorus
Kill me if they praised me & if lovin' you ain't crazy i..
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Interlude
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now the
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verse 4
Nights are awful boozy like some old forgotten movie 'bout a
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Man who drinks with his dog cause he can't recall his dialogue & he's
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Playing his old records sound like they're playing b'wards & he's
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Fumbling w' barbed wire m'ing dolls tha'ould take y' eye out 'cause the
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Verse 5
Television's broken fire needs a stoking & the
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Possums in the ceiling have gone from scratching to a'screaming & the
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Pot-plants are all dying whole house needs an ironing & the
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Lamp lights there a flashing & my potatoes need a mashing & there's
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Chorus
Dog-ends in the gravy & if lovin' you ain't crazy I am
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Repeat Interlude
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A. One light goes off, but one comes on
B. I know it's bad for my health
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A. You were right when I went wrong
B. But I don't want no one else
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B.
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verse 10
What's that in the window like a little yellow pin-ball bouncing
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'Round & slowly poking like a yellow feather floating it's the
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verse 11
Sunshine only smiling with the blue sky draped behind it and the
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Maple trees all blooming 'round the compost heaps all fuming while the
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verse 12
Children are outside screaming cars slowly leaving
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And the earth it keeps on turning soon my love will be returning it
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Chorus
Continues to amaze me & if lovin' you ain't crazy I..
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Am It..
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Continues to amaze me & if lovin' you ain't crazy I..
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Am
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