Intro: C
verse 1
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I spent 6 hours watching TV
F
Antiques and Jeremy
C G
Till 4 in the afternoon
C
When my mother came in
F
Said "it's wearing pretty thin,
C G C
Son you better get a fucking job soon"
C
And I went on to the internet
F
To see what jobs I could get
C G
Just to keep my mother satisfied
C
But with my degree in aviation
F
For every single occupation
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I felt somewhat over qualified
C
Then I saw in the corner of the screen
F
Someone had sent a message to me
C G
They put certain characters in bold
C
I cried tears as I read
F
Every single word they said
C G C
All of my problems were solved
F
I said "don't worry mother
C
Cos I got this email
G Am
From that prince of some country somewhere
F
He said his plan could never fail
C
I'll give him all my bank details
G C
And he'll make me a millionaire"
verse 2
C
Next morning I was so excited
F
I pissed myself didn't try to hide it
C G
I had pound signs gleaming in my eyes
C
But I went on down to Savile Row
F
To buy myself a suit of gold
C G C
But they only had silver in my size
C
I thought what should I do with all this money
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Oh lord wouldn't it be funny
C G
If I bought myself a brand new limousine
C
So I went down to the limousine shop
F
Asked the salesman "what you got?"
C G C
He just stood there staring back at me
C
He said "I'm sorry sir we're closing down
F
No one can afford limousines in this town
C G
I'm broke I'm bankrupt I'll have to sell my kids"
C
I said "don't sell your children
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I think I can save them
C G C
Come and take a look at this"
F
I said "don't worry Mr salesman
C
Cos I got this email
G Am
From that prince of some country somewhere
F
He said his plan could never fail
C
I'll give him all my bank details
G C
And he'll make us both millionaires"
Bridge
C
Well me and the limousine salesman were whistling Dixie at this point
C
Talking about our suits of solid gold
verse 3
C
And suddenly out of the blue
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We saw ourselves a hippie or two
C G
And they were protesting about the war
C
We followed them down to Number 10
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Trafalgar Square then back again
C G C
And then we started banging at the door
C
We said "come on David speak to us
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We're tired and we're pissed off
C G
Some of us are moving to France
C
And finally he showed his face
F
And after him in second place
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Came Nick Clegg on his Game-boy Advance
Bridge
C
I said "how you doing Nick? What level you on?"
C
He said "level 5"
C
I said "what game you playing Nick?
C
He said "Tetris"
N.C.
I said "level 5s pretty easy to get to on Tetris Nick"
verse 4
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And then from the crowd
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There came a shout
C G
And everybody turned to look
C
And in the middle of the humdrum
F
Was David Cameron's mum
C G C
Standing there shaking her hook
Bridge
G
She said "David what you doing?
G
The country's in meltdown
G G
I'm buying all my knickers from Primark
Am
The people are rioting
Em
The high streets are empty
F G
The country is going to shit"
F
And David said "don't worry mother
C
Cos I got this email
G Am
From that prince of some country somewhere
F
He said his plan could never fail
C
I'll give him all our bank details
G C
And he'll make us all millionaires"