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Key: D Major 

INTRO RIFF (0:00, 0:31): 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11--| 
D|---x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--| 
A|--10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--| 
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

  Guitar One (x1) (0:05) 
e|----------------------| 
B|----------------------| 
G|----------------------| 
D|--0-------------------| 
A|--0--  LET RING  -----| 
D|--0-------------------| 

VERSE ONE (0:10) 

  Guitar One (x4) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
 1   This is      always  wanted      won't be long   long forgotten 
 2   Make it home, still beyond the   clock 
 3   One of us is always leaving     never together    unless I'm 
 4   Make it home, take the weekend   off              take the 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11--14--11--9--11-------| 
D|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x---x---x--x---x-------| 
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2---9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--12---9--7---9-------| 
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--11-11-11-11-11--12-11--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-------| 
D|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---x--x--x--x--x---x--x--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-------| 
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2---9--9--9--9--9--10--9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------| 
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

Repeat INTRO RIFF 

Chorus (0:36, 1:30) 

  Guitar One (x2) 
e|--------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0---------2-2---------5-5---------5-5---------| 
A|--0-0--0-0-0--2-2--2-2-2--5-5--5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--| 
D|--0-0--0-0-0--2-2--2-2-2--5-5--5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--| 
         P.M--|      P.M--|      P.M--|      P.M--| 
 1  Cursed with    awful     timing 
 2  You can      always     find        me 

e|--------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--9-9---------0-0---------5-5-----------5-5-------------| 
A|--9-9--9-9-9--0-0--0-0-0--5-5--5-5-5/7--5-5--5-5-5h7p5--| 
D|--9-9--9-9-9--0-0--0-0-0--5-5--5-5-5/7--5-5--5-5-5h7p5--| 
         P.M--|      P.M--|      P.M           P.M 
 1          So if I  pick   phone 
 2             At home      alone 

  Guitar Two (x8) 
e|---------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------| 
G|--14-14--9-9-9--11-11-11--7-7-7--| 
D|---x--x--x-x-x---x--x--x--x-x-x--| 
A|--12-12--7-7-7---9--9--9--5-5-5--| 
D|---------------------------------| 

POSTChorus (0:58) 

  Guitar One (x1) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--14-12-11-12-11h12p11p0--5--5-5--5--14-12-11-12-11h12p11p0--| 
A|--------------------------5--5-5--5--------------------------| 
D|--------------------------5--5-5--5--------------------------| 

  Guitar Two (x1) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------12-11--9-11--9h11p9p7---| 
D|--14-12-11-12-11h12p11p0--5--5-5--5--------------------------| 
A|--------------------------5--5-5--5--------------------------| 
D|--------------------------5--5-5--5--------------------------| 

VERSE TWO (1:03) 

  (x3) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--9--9-9--9-9-9--0--0-0--0-0-0--5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5--| 
A|--9--9-9--9-9-9--0--0-0--0-0-0--5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5--| 
D|--9--9-9--9-9-9--0--0-0--0-0-0--5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5--| 
 1              At home in bed   alone 
 2              Disappointing     here for me to hold 
 3       My life's the space      sheets, vacant and 

  Guitar One (x2) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--9--9-9--9-9-9-0--0-0--0-0-0-5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--| 
A|--9--9-9--9-9-9-0--0-0--0-0-0-5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--| 
D|--9--9-9--9-9-9-0--0-0--0-0-0-5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--| 
 1  cold                                         vacant and 
 2  cold 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--11--11-11--11-11-9-11--11-11--11-11-9-11--11-11--11-11-9-12--12-12--12-12-12--| 
D|---x---x--x---x--x-x--x---x--x---x--x-x--x---x--x---x--x-x--x---x--x---x--x--x--| 
A|---9---9--9---9--9-7--9---9--9---9--9-7--9---9--9---9--9-7-10--10-10--10-10-10--| 
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

   Guitar One (x1) 
e|--------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------| 
D|---5---5--5---5---5---5--5---5--| 
A|---5---5--5---5---5---5--5---5--| 
D|---5---5--5---5---5---5--5---5--| 

   Guitar Two (x1) 
e|--------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------| 
G|--12--12-12--12--14--14-14--14--| 
D|---x---x--x---x---x---x--x---x--| 
A|--10--10-10--10--12--12-12--12--| 
D|--------------------------------| 
 1            it's cold 

Repeat Chorus 

FINAL Chorus (1:52) 

  Guitar One (x2) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
 1   Cursed with        awful          timing (cause you'll always be 
 2   You can           always          find me 
  
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
A|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
 1   So if I          don't pick up the phone 
 2              At   home in bed     alone 

  Guitar Two (x4) - 2:02 
e|---------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------| 
G|--14-14--9-9-9--11-11-11--7-7-7--| 
D|---x--x--x-x-x---x--x--x--x-x-x--| 
A|--12-12--7-7-7---9--9--9--5-5-5--| 
D|---------------------------------| 

OUTRO (2:13) 

  Guitar One (x1) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11--| 
D|---x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--| 
A|--10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--| 
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

  Guitar Two (x1) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A|---0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--| 
D|---0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--| 
     P.M----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
 1                                                                 Will you please stay? 



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                        II. KNOWING (IS HALF THE BATTLE) 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Key: D Major 

INTRO SHENANIGANS (0:00): 

  (x1) 
e|--------------------| 
B|--------------------| 
G|--------------------| 
D|--2--4--5--4--7--5--| 
A|--2--4--5--4--7--5--| 
D|--2--4--5--4--7--5--| 
    P.M-------------| 

  (x2) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-------11-11-11-11--11-11-11-11-------| 
D|--x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x--5/7---x--x--x--x---x--x--x--x--9/7--| 
A|--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5/7---9--9--9--9---9--9--9--9--9/7--| 
D|--------------------5/7----------------------------9/7--| 

e|--------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7--------------------------------------| 
D|--x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x--5/7---2--4--5--4--7--5--------------| 
A|--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5/7---2--4--5--4--7--5--------------| 
D|--------------------5/7---2--4--5--4--7--5--------------| 
                            P.M-------------| 

  Guitar One  (x1) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0----------------5----------------2--4--5--4----------| 
A|--0--  LET RING  --5--  LET RING  --2--4--5--4----------| 
D|--0----------------5----------------2--4--5--4----------| 
                                      P.M-------| 
  Guitar Two  (x1) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--7-----------------------------------------------------| 
D|--x--  LET RING  --5----------------2--4--5--4----------| 
A|--5----------------5--  LET RING  --2--4--5--4----------| 
D|-------------------5----------------2--4--5--4----------| 
                                      P.M-------| 
                                      This one goes out to 

VERSE ONE (0:21) 

  (x2) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
 1  every girl who's done me wrong   made me write these godforsaken 
 2  day               this one goes out to every girl with something 

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
 1   songs, should I drop your       cross your      never see the 
 2   negative             to         say                you need to 

  Guitar Two (x2) joins in at 0:32 
e|--10--------10--------10------12-10----12--| 
B|-----10---7----10---7----10---------10-----| 
G|-------------------------------------------| 
D|-------------------------------------------| 
A|-------------------------------------------| 
D|-------------------------------------------| 

INTERLUDE (0:43) 

  (x1) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0--0-0--------0-7--7-7--------7-4--4-4-------4-2--2-2--2----------| 
A|--0--0-0--x-x---0-7--7-7--x-x---7-4--4-4--x-x--4-2--2-2--2----------| 
D|--0--0-0--x-x---0-7--7-7--x-x---7-4--4-4--x-x--4-2--2-2--2----------| 
 1                                                        You need to                      

  Guitar One (x1) 
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A|--0--  LET RING  -------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0---------------------------------------------------------------------| 

  Guitar Two (x1) 
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--7----------------14----------------11----------------9----------------| 
D|--x--  LET RING  ---x--  LET RING  ---x--  LET RING  --x--  LET RING  --| 
A|--5----------------12-----------------9----------------7----------------| 
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
 1  know!                                            This one goes out to 

VERSE TWO (0:53) 

  (x2) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
 1   every girl who's blown me off   all the despicable shit they 
 2                    this one goes  out to every girl who's under- 

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
 1   how can you so callously        stomp all over  heart of 
 2   estimated                       me              you need to 

INTERLUDE (1:13) 

  Guitar One (x1) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0----------------7----------------2----------------4----5----| 
A|--0--  LET RING  --7--  LET RING  --2--  LET RING  --4----5----| 
D|--0----------------7----------------2----------------4----5----| 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
e|--10--------10--------10------12-10----12--| 
B|-----10---7----10---7----10---------10-----| 
G|-------------------------------------------| 
D|-------------------------------------------| 
A|-------------------------------------------| 
D|-------------------------------------------| 

INTERLUDE, PART TWO (1:23) 

  Guitar One (x1) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0----------------7----------------2----------------4----5---------------| 
A|--0--  LET RING  --7--  LET RING  --2--  LET RING  --4----5---------------| 
D|--0----------------7----------------2----------------4----5---------------| 
 1                                                             You need to  

   Guitar Two (x1) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--7---------7-7-----7---------7-7-----9---------9-9-----9---------9-9----------| 
D|--x---------x-x-----x---------x-x-----x---------x-x-----x---------x-x----------| 
A|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7-7--7-------| 
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
       P.M--|     P.M    P.M--|     P.M    P.M--|     P.M    P.M--|     P.M 

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--9---------9-9-----9---------9-9----11--------11-11---12-----------12-12------| 
D|--x---------x-x-----x---------x-x-----x---------x--x----x------------x--x------| 
A|--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--9--9-9-9--9--9-9-10--10-10-10-10-10--10--| 
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
       P.M--|     P.M    P.M--|     P.M    P.M--|     P.M    P.M-----|      P.M 

OUTRO (1:32) 

  (x1) 
e|----------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0---------7--7-7---------4--4-4---------2--2-2--| 
A|--0-0--x-x-x--7--7-7--x-x-x--4--4-4--x-x-x--2--2-2--| 
D|--0-0--x-x-x--7--7-7--x-x-x--4--4-4--x-x-x--2--2-2--| 
 1  know                       I won't play the part 

  (x3) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--2-2--2-2-2--| 
A|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--2-2--2-2-2--| 
D|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--2-2--2-2-2--| 
 1                            you  blindly let own   your heart 
 2   know                           I won't the play the part of 
 3   ass            hole      you  blindly let own   your heart 

  (x1) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--4--5--4----0----------------| 
A|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--4--5--4----0--  LET RING  --| 
D|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--4--5--4----0----------------| 
                                                    P.M-------| 
 1  know                                           I won't play  part 



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                                III. SCREWDRIVER 
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Key: G Minor 

** FEEDBACK ** 

INTRO RIFF (0:12) 

  Guitar One (x4) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--1---------------------------1---------------------------3----------------| 
A|--1--  LET RING  -------------1--  LET RING  ----3--3--3--3----------------| 
D|--1---------------------------1------------------3--3--3--3----------------| 
                                                   P.M----| 
  Guitar Two (x4) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|---8p0--7p0--5p0-0--8p0--7p0--5p0-0--8p0--7p0--5p0-0-10-10-10-10-10--8--7--| 
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

  Guitar Three - Harmony (x2) - Join in at 0:22 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--13p0-12p0-10p0-0-13p0-12p0-10p0-0-13p0-12p0-10p0-0-15-15-15-15-15-13-12--| 
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

PREVERSE RIFF (0:32) 

  (x1) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-3--3--3--3--| 
A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-3--3--3--3--| 
D|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-3--3--3--3--| 

  Guitar One (x1) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-------------| 
A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3--  STOP  ---| 
D|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-------------| 

  Guitar Two (x1) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--12-12-12----------------------8-------------10-------------| 
D|---x--x--x----------------------x--------------x-------------| 
A|--10-10-10----------------------6--------------8-------------| 
D|-------------------------------------------------------------| 

VERSE (0:42) 

  (x4) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| 
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| 
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| 
 1   Stuck inside your                room          to  night 
 2   Not as dark as what             just went on   out  side 
 3   Started to rethink having       far too much to     drink 
 4   watched him with you            wanted to lock  myself in that 

PREChorus (1:02) 

  (x2) 
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|----------------------3--3--3----------------------------3--3--3--5--7--| 
D|--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1--3--3--3--3--0--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1--3--3--3--5--7--| 
A|--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1--1--1--1--3--0--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1--1--1--1--3--5--| 
D|--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1-----------3--0--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1-----------------| 
       P.M--|    P.M--|                   P.M--|    P.M--| 
 1                                     A radical evening curled up 
 2                                                        and died 

Chorus (1:13): 

  (x4) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|----------------------------3-3-3----------------------------------| 
D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| 
A|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| 
D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| 
 1         Well I had           a      really nice time to- 
 2   night, why can't         things   ever just turn out right 
 3              I had           a      really nice time to- 
 4   night, why can't         things   ever just turn out 

POSTChorus (1:33) 

  (x1) 
e|--------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------| 
D|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| 
A|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| 
D|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| 
       P.M----------------------------------------| 
 1  right                                Turn out 

  (x1) 
e|--------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------| 
D|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| 
A|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| 
D|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| 
       P.M----------------|    P.M----------------| 
 1   my way 

  (x1) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|-------1-------1-------1-------1-------5-------5-------5-------5-5--| 
A|--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--5-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5-5--| 
D|--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--5-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5-5--| 
    P.M     P.M     P.M     P.M     P.M     P.M     P.M     P.M 
 1   I dreamed I stared outside      window and I saw him hurting 

  (x1) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|-------1-------1-------1-------1------------------------------------| 
A|--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---| 
D|--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---| 
 1   You screamed but I               hear you, there was nothing 

OUTRO (1:53) 

  (x3) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
A|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
 1    but make an anxious mess         awake a nervous wreck 
 2    I'll do right by                 you and I'm in your place 
 3    next, taking back this           screwdriver so I 

  (x1) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5-5--5--5-------| 
A|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5-5--5--5-------| 
D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5-5--5--5-------| 
 1   can watch you snap it through      neck          Snap it through 

END ON (2:14): 

  (x1) 
e|-------------------| 
B|-------------------| 
G|-------------------| 
D|--1----------------| 
A|--1--  LET RING  --| 
D|--1----------------| 
 1  neck! 



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                                IV. OLD YELLER 
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Key: B Major 

INTRO RIFF (0:01) 

  Guitar One (x4) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6----4-4--4-4-4--4-4-4--4-4-4--4--| 
A|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x-2-2--2-2-2--2-1-1--1-2-2--2--| 
D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x------------------------------| 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
G|------------------------------8-8--8-8-8--8-6-6--6-4-4--4--| 
D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6----x-x--x-x-x--x-x-x--x-x-x--x--| 
A|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x-6-6--6-6-6--6-4-4--4-2-2--2--| 
D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x------------------------------| 

e|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
G|------------------------------8-8--8-8-9-8--6-6--6-4-4--4--| 
D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6----x-x--x-x-x-x--x-x--x-x-x--x--| 
A|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x-6-6--6-6-7-6--4-4--4-2-2--2--| 
D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x------------------------------| 

VERSE ONE (0:23) 

  (x1) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4-------------------| 
D|--2-2--x-x-x--4-4-4--x-x-x--6-6-6--x-x-x--6-6-6--4-4-4--2--| 
A|--2-2--2-2-2--4-4-4--2-2-2--6-6-6--2-2-2--6-6-6--4-4-4--2--| 
D|--2-2---------4-4-4---------6-6-6---------6-6-6--4-4-4--2--| 
 1       Say hello to Tyler for me          I hope you're 

  (x1) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4-------------------| 
D|--2-2--x-x-x--4-4-4--x-x-x--6-6-6--x-x-x--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--| 
A|--2-2--2-2-2--4-4-4--2-2-2--6-6-6--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1--| 
D|--2-2---------4-4-4---------6-6-6--------------------------| 
 1  fun, maybe I'll get to   someday        tell him to run 

  (x1) 
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| 
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| 
    P.M---------------------------------------------------------------| 
 1   doesn't know     himself into,    doesn't know   relationship 

  (x1) 
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--| 
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1--| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-------------------| 
    P.M---------------------------------------------------------------| 
 1               I intended to sound  facetious, I     hope you're 

Chorus (0:45, 1:30) 

  (x2) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4----------------------------| 
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-----2-2-----------| 
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4--2-----2-2--x-x-x-x--| 
D|----------------------------4-4-4--2-----2-2--x-x-x-x--| 
 1     Take this dog           out  back, shoot him 
 2    Mold your bullets     coldest words  done now  

  Guitar One (x2) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------------------------| 
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--| 
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--| 
D|------------------4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--| 
 1               A couple unspoken  thoughts I      thrown  long ago 
 2               The first one      The second's  enjoy      on your 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6--| 
D|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--| 
A|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| 
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 

POSTChorus RIFF (1:08) 

  (x2) 
e|------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------| 
G|------------------------------------| 
D|-------4-----2---1-----1---1-2-1----| 
A|--2-2----2-2---2---2-2---2-------2--| 
D|------------------------------------| 
    P.M    P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M     P.M 

VERSE TWO (1:14) 

  (x1) 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|----------------------------------------------------------1---2--| 
A|------4-----4---4-----4---6---7------2-----2---2-----2-----------| 
D|--4-4---4-4---4---4-4---4---4----2-2---2-2---2---2-2---2----2----| 
    P.M   P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M P.M   P.M   P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M 
 1   hold your hand on the          scared, will he listen to 

  (x2) 
e|------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------| 
G|------------------------------------| 
D|-------4-----2---1-----1---1-2-1----| 
A|--2-2----2-2---2---2-2---2-------2--| 
D|------------------------------------| 
    P.M    P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M     P.M 
 1  fair,                        not 
 2  fair! 

  (x1) - Cut off end a bit for Chorus 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|----------------------------------------------------------1---2--| 
A|------4-----4---4-----4---6---7------2-----2---2-----2-----------| 
D|--4-4---4-4---4---4-4---4---4----2-2---2-2---2---2-2---2----2----| 
    P.M   P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M P.M   P.M   P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M  P.M 
 1   Will you lie on his bed                 Will I pretend that I 

Repeat Chorus 

BRIDGE (1:53) 

  (x2) 
e|--------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------| 
G|--4-----------------------------------| 
D|--4--------4----2----6--------4----2--| 
A|--2--------4----2----6--------4----2--| 
D|-----------4----2----6--------4----2--| 
 1  own 
 2                            Enjoy life 

  Guitar One (x2) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------------------------------| 
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| 
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| 
D|--------------------------4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-6--| 
D|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--| 
A|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-4--| 
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 

OUTRO (2:16) 

  (x2) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------------------------------| 
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| 
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| 
D|--------------------------4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| 
 1  really not think I'd     this    the adding of your name to my 
 2  one thing straight      missed   trying to       even   exist 

  Guitar One (x1) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--4-------------------------------------4----------------| 
D|--4--------4----2----6--------4----2----4--  LET RING  --| 
A|--2--------4----2----6--------4----2----2----------------| 
D|-----------4----2----6--------4----2---------------------| 
 1  off 

  Guitar Two (x1) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--11-----------------9--------8----6----8----------------| 
D|---x-----------------x--------x----x----x--  LET RING  --| 
A|---9-----------------7--------6----4----6----------------| 
D|---------------------------------------------------------| 



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                    V. THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE 
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Key: D Major 

INTRO (0:00) 

  Guitar One (x2) 
e|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| 
B|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| 
G|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| 
D|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--| 
A|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--| 
D|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--| 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
e|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| 
B|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| 
G|--11--11-11-11--11-11--11--|--11--11-11-11--9-9--9--|--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--|--7--7-7-7--6-6--6--| 
D|---x---x--x--x---x--x---x--|---x---x--x--x--x-x--x--|--x--x-x-x--x-x--x--|--x--x-x-x--x-x--x--| 
A|---9---9--9--9---9--9---9--|---9---9--9--9--7-7--7--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--4--| 
D|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| 

VERSE ONE (0:11) 

  (x2) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------12/11--9-11---------12/11--9-11---------14/12-11-12---------------------| 
D|--9-9-9---x--x--x--x--9-9-9---x--x--x--x--2-2-2---x--x--x--x--5-5-5----5-7--5-7--| 
A|--9-9-9--10/-9--7--9--9-9-9--10/-9--7--9--2-2-2--12/10--9-10--5-5-5----5-7--5-7--| 
D|--9-9-9---------------9-9-9---------------2-2-2---------------5-5-5----5-7--5-7--| 
 1  hollow              home                note                room     terribly 
 2 -lone              convincing           alive                me to  -lly decide 

Chorus ONE (0:32) 

  (x3) 
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------2-2-----------------------------2-2--------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5---------4h5p4p0----| 
A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5--------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-------0--5----------------0-0-0-------0--5--------------------| 
    P.M--|                          P.M--| 
 1 
 2   Life is a movie                 -13,             you're bursting 
 3   desperate aims                  family friendly, stale and safe 

VERSE TWO (0:47) 

  (x2) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
 1   Never thought I'd come across   -one without a   soul, there's a 
 2   Blood flows to flesh, makes you blush but if you press down hard 

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------| 
 1   hole in your heart, it keeps    oh, so          shivering cold 
 2   returns to its decomposed and   lifeless white tone 

  Guitar One (x3) 
e|---------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------| 
G|------11h12-----11h12-----11-12-12-11--------| 
D|--------------------------------------14-12--| 
A|---------------------------------------------| 
D|---------------------------------------------| 

  Guitar Two (x4) 
e|---------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------| 
D|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------| 
A|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------| 
D|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------| 
 1  wrong 
 2  keep yourself on life support so 
 3  long 
 4 

OUTRO Chorus (1:19) 

  (x3) 
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------2-2-----------------------------2-2--------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5---------4h5p4p0----| 
A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5--------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-------0--5----------------0-0-0-------0--5--------------------| 
    P.M--|                          P.M--| 
 1   Life is a movie                 -13,             you're bursting 
 2   desperate aims                  family friendly, stale and safe 
 3   Life is a movie                 -13,             you're bursting 

  (x1) 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------2-2------------------------------2-2-----------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5-----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0------| 
A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5-----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0------| 
D|--0-0-0-------0--5-----------------0-0-0-------0--5----------------0------| 
    P.M--|                           P.M--| 
 1   desperate aims                   family friendly, stale and   again 



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                              VI. PENALTY KICK 
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Key: D Major 

INTRO (0:01) 

  (x2) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--6-6---6--6--6-6-6--6--6--6--| 
D|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--7-7---7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--| 
A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--4-4---4--4--4-4-4--4--4--4--| 
D|---------------------------------------------------------| 

  (x1) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--6---------------------------| 
D|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--7--  LET RING  ---7--5--4---| 
A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--4---------------------------| 
D|---------------------------------------------------------| 
 1                                    Don't pretend 

VERSE (0:16, 1:20) 

  (x1) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
 1   that I ever meant anything to     you, did you ever meant  

  (x1) 
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D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----7--5--4-------| 
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D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------------------------------| 
 1   said and I won't                  pre               tend 

  (x1) 
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D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
 1   that I'll be ever able to for  give, that I'll ever be able to  

Chorus ONE (0:32) 

  Guitar One (x2) 
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G|------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5----------------0-0--2-2-2--5----------------| 
A|--0-0--2-2-2--5--  LET RING  --0-0--2-2-2--5--  LET RING  --| 
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5----------------0-0--2-2-2--5----------------| 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
e|------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------11--11-11-12-11-9-7-7--------| 
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5-----------------x---x--x--x--x-x-x-x--------| 
A|--0-0--2-2-2--5--  LET RING  ---9---9--9-10--9-7-5-5--------| 
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5---------------------------------------------| 
 1                                                      You 
 2  that mine  only              hand that you'd been 
  
CHUGGY McCHUG RIFF (0:46, 1:50) 

  (x2) - Cut off last note on final run 
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G|--------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--4-------4-------4---4-5----4-------4-------7-5-4-2-0--| 
A|----5-------5-------5----------5-------5----------------| 
D|------0-0-----0-0----------------0-0-----0-0------------| 
        P.M     P.M                P.M     P.M 

INTERLUDE (1:00) 

  (x2) 
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A|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5--| 
D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5--| 
 1  right to my face   you had  nerve 
 2  back to my place   right    I saw 

  (x2) 
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D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0--0--0---5--------| 
A|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0--0--0---5--------| 
D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0--0--0---5--------| 
 1  wrap your arms   around him  when he 
 2  walked off of the  field 

  (x1) 
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B|------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--6------------------------------| 
D|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--7--  LET RING  ---7-5-4--| 
A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--4------------------------------| 
D|------------------------------------------------------------| 
 1                                    Don't pretend 

Repeat VERSE 

Chorus TWO (1:36) 

  Guitar One (x2) 
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B|------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5----------------0-0--2-2-2--5----------------| 
A|--0-0--2-2-2--5--  LET RING  --0-0--2-2-2--5--  LET RING  --| 
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5----------------0-0--2-2-2--5----------------| 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
e|------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------11--11-11-12-11-9-7-7--------| 
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5-----------------x---x--x--x--x-x-x-x--------| 
A|--0-0--2-2-2--5--  LET RING  ---9---9--9-10--9-7-5-5--------| 
D|--0-0--2-2-2--5---------------------------------------------| 
 1 
 2  This is my betrayor,      my  friend the soccer 

Repeat CHUGGY McCHUG RIFF 

OUTRO (2:04) 

  (x4) 
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G|-------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0-------0-0-------0-0-------5----------------| 
A|--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0----5--  LET RING  --| 
D|--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0----5----------------| 
         P.M       P.M      P.M 
 1   My  girl on my    birth    -day 
 2   What  a thoughtful pre     -sent 
 3   I may   not play  soc      -cer    but I'll 
 4   kick your fucking head       in 



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                                 VII. ONCE 
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Key: F# Minor 

BASS INTRO (0:01): 

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D|--4-4---4---4-4---4---2-2---2---2-2---2---0-0---0---0-0---0---0-0---0---0-0---0--| 

G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A|------0---------0---------0---------0---------0---------0---------2---------2----| 
D|--4-4---4---4-4---4---2-2---2---2-2---2---0-0---0---0-0---0---2-2---2---2-2---2--| 

VERSE ONE (0:22) 

  (x2) 
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D|--4----------------7----------------0---------------------------------| 
A|--4--  LET RING  --7--  LET RING  --0--  LET RING  -------------------| 
D|--4----------------7----------------0---------------------------------| 
 1  Fina-           lly hit          bottom on that bus ride 
 2  throat, give     up  on          finding anyone to give up 

e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--4----------------7----------------0----------------2----------------| 
A|--4--  LET RING  --7--  LET RING  --0--  LET RING  --2--  LET RING  --| 
D|--4----------------7----------------0----------------2----------------| 
 1  home, fears I  tried not to acknowledge dug their claws into my 
 2  to, it         couldn't be     sincere, couldn't   be nearly as true 

Chorus (0:43, 1:38) 

  (x2) 
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D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 
A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 
 1    I won't         rediscover the   willingness to   trust another 
 2   We only love but once,  we're         only    capable of love 

  Guitar One (x2) 
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B|----------------------------------------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------| 
D|--4---4-4-4-7---7-7-7-0---0-0-0-2---2-2-2-----| 
A|--4---4-4-4-7---7-7-7-0---0-0-0-2---2-2-2-----| 
D|--4---4-4-4-7---7-7-7-0---0-0-0-2---2-2-2-----| 
 1      I won't   the will- to trust another 
 2  only love         only capable    the once 

  Guitar Two (x1) 
e|--------------------------------------------------4-4-4-5-5-5-5--| 
B|--7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-----------------7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5----------------| 
G|------------------7-7-7-6-6-6------------------------------------| 
D|------------------------------7----------------------------------| 
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 

e|--------------------------------------------------4-4-4-5-5-5-5--| 
B|--7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-----------------7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5----------------| 
G|------------------6-6-6-7-6--------------------------------------| 
D|----------------------------7-7----------------------------------| 
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 

VERSE TWO (1:06) 

  (x2) 
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D|--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--| 
A|--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--| 
D|--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--| 
 1     When    say you     same       anybody 
 2  else,    you're         me or       lying to 

  (x2) 
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D|-11-11-11-11--14-14-14-14--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--| 
A|--9--9--9--9--12-12-12-12--7-7-7-7--4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
   P.M-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

  (x2)   
e|----------------------------------------------| 
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G|----------------------------------------------| 
D|--7---------------9-------6----7--------9-----| 
A|----------------------------------------------| 
D|----------------------------------------------| 
 1  means you never felt it to begin with  
 2  what I thought  held never existed 

Repeat Chorus 

BRIDGE (2:00): 

  Guitar One (x2) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--4---------------2---------------0---------------2----------------| 
A|--4-- LET RING ---2-- LET RING ---0-- LET RING ---2---- LET RING --| 
D|--4---------------2---------------0---------------2----------------| 
 1  once 
 2  once 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
e|----------------------------------------------4-4-4-5-5-5-5p4-4-4--| 
B|--7-7-7-5-5-5---------------------7-7-7-5-5-5----------------------| 
G|--------------7-7-7-6-6-6------------------------------------------| 
D|--------------------------7-7-7-7----------------------------------| 
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 

  Guitar One (x1) 
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 
A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 

e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 
A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 

  Guitar Two (x1) 
e|--5------7------9---------5-----7----5---4---2---4---5--| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--------------------------------------------------------| 
A|--------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--------------------------------------------------------| 

OUTRO (2:22): 

  (x2) 
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D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 
A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 
D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 

  (x1) 
e|--------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--4-4--4-4-4--4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2-2---4---2---0-----0--0--| 
A|--4-4--4-4-4--4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2-2---4---2---0-----0--0--| 
D|--4-4--4-4-4--4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2-2---4---2---0-----0--0--| 
                            P.M----|                P.M-| 



----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
                         VIII. DELTA BETA RUSH WEEK 
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Key: D Major 

INTRO RIFF (0:00) 

  Guitar One (x2) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--0--5-5--5--5--5-5--5--5--| 
A|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--0--5-5--5--5--5-5--5--5--| 
D|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--0--5-5--5--5--5-5--5--5--| 

  Guitar Two (x1) (0:05)  
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--11-----------------------------------------------7---------------------| 
D|---x--  LET RING  ---------------------------------x--  LET RING  -------| 
A|---9-----------------------------------------------5---------------------| 
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

VERSE ONE (0:11) 

  (x2) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12-----7--7-7-7--9--9-9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
A|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
D|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
 1  it                           this is all you   ask of yourself, then I'm 
 2  glad you're doing             well             glad but I can't tell, it's 

  (x2) 
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D|--12-12--12--12----7-7-7---9-9-9--9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------| 
A|--12-12--12--12----7-7-7---9-9-9--9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------| 
D|--12-12--12--12----7-7-7---9-9-9--9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------| 
 1    say             exactly what my    expectations were, I 
 2   never            was     too        sure 

Chorus (0:35, 1:37) 

  (x2) 
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D|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5---0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0------| 
A|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5---0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0------| 
D|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5---0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0------| 
 1                              Let's talk about the days that 
 2   was a time I  felt more      now that time is far behind 

e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
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D|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
A|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
D|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
 1    gone                        Thank god you   left West Palm 
 2  I know    everything about   really going     on (inside your) 

VERSE TWO (0:54) 

  (x1) 
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G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0----------------5----------------9----------------7----------------| 
A|--0--  LET RING  --5--  LET RING  --9--  LET RING  --7--  LET RING  --| 
D|--0----------------5----------------9----------------7----------------| 
 1  say that we're   always by your   I don't wanna    tell that lie 

  (x1) 
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G|--------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0--0--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--| 
A|--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0--0--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--| 
D|--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0--0--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--| 
 1  you                     or  me                   

  (x1) 
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D|--9-9--9--9--9-9-9--9--9--9--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--| 
A|--9-9--9--9--9-9-9--9--9--9--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--| 
D|--9-9--9--9--9-9-9--9--9--9--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--| 
 1  order of things             way it has to be? 

MINI BREAKDOWN (1:16) 

  (x1) 
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G|-------------------------------------------------------11-11-11-14-14-14-14--| 
D|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9-9-9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---x--x--x--x--x--x--x--| 
A|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9-9-9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9-12-12-12-12--| 
D|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9-9-9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5------------------------| 
 1                 The way it has to be 

  (x1) 
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B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--9-7---9-7---9-7--11-11-11--9-9-9--7---9-7---9-7---9-7--11-11-11--9-9-9--7--| 
D|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5--| 
A|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5--| 
D|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5--| 
 1  T-shirts, beer     social events                       only things you need 

Repeat Chorus 

END ON (1:59) 

  (x1) 
e|-------------------| 
B|-------------------| 
G|-------------------| 
D|--5----------------| 
A|--5--  LET RING  --| 
D|--5----------------| 
 1  heart 



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                             IX. GET IN THE VAN 
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Key: D Major 

MAIN RIFF (0:01, 0:41): 

  Guitar One (x4) 
e|---------------------------| 
B|---------------------------| 
G|---------------------------| 
D|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---| 
A|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---| 
D|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---| 

  Guitar Two (x2) 
e|---------------------------| 
B|---------------------------| 
G|--7-7--14-14-11-11--12-12--| 
D|--x-x---x--x--x--x---x--x--| 
A|--5-5--12-12--9--9--10-10--| 
D|---------------------------| 

VERSE ONE (0:12) 

  (x1) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------| 
A|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------| 
D|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------| 
 1  could predicted  find   Raleigh NC     prettiest girls  ever seen 

  (x2) 
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G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5--| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5--| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
                                      P.M     P.M     P.M     P.M 
 1   seen      You'll call me on the phone                        Don't 
 2  -get when we      Michigan that    be in different time zones 

  (x1) 
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D|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------| 
A|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------| 
D|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------| 
 1  went to Massachusetts  didn't   hear    damn  person   wicked 

  (x1) 
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D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5--| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5--| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
 1                   Talk about  a    bummer                  not to 

  (x1) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5------------| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
                                      P.M     P.M     P.M-----| 
 1   mention that your attitude is    ruining    my    summer 
                                       
Repeat MAIN RIFF 

VERSE TWO (0:51) 

  (x4) 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
A|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
    P.M--------------------------------------------------------------| 
 1   stories          you can't        share with anyone because 
 2   no one           seems to         care 
 3   stories          you can't        share with anyone because  
 4   no one           seems to         care or understand at all 

MAIN RIFF, ALTERNATE (1:12, 1:32) 

  Guitar One (x3)            | (x1) 
e|---------------------------|------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------|------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------|------------------------------| 
D|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---|--0-0---7---4--4--4--4--4/5---| 
A|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---|--0-0---7---4--4--4--4--4/5---| 
D|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---|--0-0---7---4--4--4--4--4/5---| 

  Guitar Two (x1)            | (x1) 
e|---------------------------|------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------|------------------------------| 
G|--7-7--14-14-11-11--12-12--|--7-7--14--11-11-11-11-11/12--| 
D|--x-x---x--x--x--x---x--x--|--x-x---x---x--x--x--x--x--x--| 
A|--5-5--12-12--9--9--10-10--|--5-5--12---9--9--9--9--9/10--| 
D|---------------------------|------------------------------| 

BRIDGE (1:22) 

  (x1) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
    P.M------------------------------------------------------------| 
 1  Stories           you can't       share        with anyone 

  (x1) 
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---5-5--5-5-5-5---| 
A|----------------------------------------------------5-5--5-5-5-5---| 
D|----------------------------------------------------5-5--5-5-5-5---| 
    P.M--------------------------------------------| 
 1   no one           seems to            care 

Repeat MAIN RIFF, ALTERNATE 



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                                X. STAY CLASSY 
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Tabbed by : asthesunsets666 

Tuning: Standard 
        Low to High (EADGBe) 

Key: G Major 


     G 
It's four o'clock in the morning 
        Em 
I can't stay awake anymore 
           D 
And I pass out with phone in hand 
C 
I tried to stay detached and failed 
    G                       Em 
I'm terrified to open up my chest 
                                  D 
To have a pound of ice dumped in again 
                                       C 
If you're trying to ruin me for future girlfriends 
You nailed it. 

G 
When you're at the beach in San Diego 
C 
With the sand beneath your feet 
Em 
Try not to think of me 
C 
This is so messed up 
G                                       C 
When I drive these streets north on the way home 
                           Em 
And pass through a toll or two 
                           C 
I'll try not to think of you 
But it's easier said 

G                               Em 
How can you be my one that got away 
When you're still hanging around 
D 
How can he be so much better than me 
C 
When he only comes to town 
G                   Em 
To love you for the weekend 
                  D 
Regardless of the reason 
It's not okay 
      C 
I was there for you and you just pushed me away 

G 
When you're at the beach in San Diego 
C 
With the sand beneath your feet 
Em 
Try not to think of me 
C 
This is so messed up 
G                                       C 
When I drive these streets north on the way home 
                           Em 
And pass through a toll or two 
                           C 
I'll try not to think of you 
But it's easier said than done